Enough said.
Expectant fathers overwhelmingly hope for a boy. By a margin of nearly 2 to 1.
Perhaps it's time to reconsider.
Have you ever seen a girl break a toilet with a bat? Make a bomb out of hair spray? Or try to ride a ceiling fan with a necktie. Hoping for a boy? Maybe you should be hoping for a girl, instead.
My son’s new hobby is jumping off the porch with the umbrella. When I caught him doing it yesterday, he said it was OK because the umbrella made it “safer”.
I have four boys. Some of the things they’ve destroyed-
2 tvs
1 carpet
multiple DVDs (they’re not frisbees!)
living room window
2 beds
shower rod
the finish on my car
bathroom sink
end table
my sanity LOL
Things my son has set on fire? Maybe we should start with things he hasn’t set on fire. That list would be shorter. LOL.
Had to brag on my daughter a bit… honor roll two semesters in a row… National Honor Society… third in her class
My son’s favorite is booby trapping the doors in the house with pull string fireworks.
Just caught my son trying to ride the carriage on his grandmother’s antique typewriter. He was standing on it begging his sister to hit the return button.
Memo to son: just because it’s raining outside doesn’t mean you should move the water balloon fight indoors.
My son decided he was a pirate and buried all of our jewelry in the back yard - including my husband’s $1,000 gold watch. At least we found most of it.
Took my daughter to get her nails done the other day. Actually turned out to be fun.
